Thursday, August 20, 2015

Fifteen Quotes From Fandoms That Will Change Yo' Life

Quotes are awesome. I mean, seriously. Who doesn't have a quote board on Pinterest? Today we'll be presenting you with fifteen amazing quotes from our favorite fandoms. Be prepared to plaster these all over your walls.

"Don't be impertinent, Chin." -Steve McGarrett (Hawaii Five-O) Do you guys realize how important this is? Moral: Don't be impertinent, obviously.

"Is nobody going to address the fact that Cap just said language?" -Iron Man/Tony Stark (Avengers: Age of Ultron) Because we all relate. Moral: Watch your language.

"I hate Illinois Nazis." -Joliet Jake Blues (The Blues Brothers) Right on, Jake. Hate dem Nazis. Moral: Hate Illinois Nazis.

"They're so happy, they don't know how miserable they are." -Tevye (Fiddler on the Roof) Who doesn't have those moments? Moral: Be too happy to be notice your little miseries.

"Oh, Johnny, forgive me, I forgot you were there. You may go now." -Doc Holliday (Tombstone) Oh, the warm, polite, sarcastic comments of Doc. Moral: Be cordial when you tell someone to get the heck away from you.

"I don't know half as you half so well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." -Bilbo Baggins (LotR/the Hobbit) Best. Quote. Ever. Moral: Word it so that they think they're being complimented.

"EVERYBODY MOVE." -Fezzik (The Princess Bride) Because we all wish people would obey us like they obey Fezzik. Moral: You should probably move.

"Back in my day, we died all the time, and we liked it!" -Frank Zhang (Percy Jackson) Who wouldn't love to like dying? Moral: Enjoy everything. (Even death)

"While you're at it, why don't you give me a papercut and pour lemon juice on it? WE'RE CLOSED." -Miracle Max (The Princess Bride) Because the best way to tell someone you're closed is to make them feel bad and laugh at the same time. Moral: Papercuts and lemon juice are good weapons.

"With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later." -Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson) I feel ya, Nico. I feel ya. Moral: Naps aren't as bad as they seemed when you were a kid.

"Don't be such a clodpole." -Merlin (Merlin) Points to Merlin for oftenest-said quote in the history of quotes. Moral: If the insult doesn't mean anything, that's still okay.

"Peter would probably throw a party if I stopped breathing."
"Well...I would only go if there was cake." -Tris and Tobias (Divergent) Oh, Four. We love you and your mini-obsession with cake. Moral: Cake.

"How long have you been training to be a prat?" -Merlin (Merlin) Good thing to ask when someone's bragging about their training/schooling/accomplishments. Moral: Pretend to be interested while insulting someone of higher status.

"I've got a bad feeling about this." -Everyone Ever (Star Wars) Because when bad feelings come, you voice it. Moral: Tell folks when you know something's wrong.

"I'm going to shoot a cupcake off Marlene's head." -Uriah (Divergent) Yes, yes, by all means, shoot the cupcake. Sounds fun. Moral: Dare to be Dauntless and giggle while cupcakes blow up.

Didn't those change your life? Leave comments and tell us what you thought!